Jul 21

Spread out all the money you saved on the ground and make "money" angels.   Paper the walls of your room with money. You made such a smart buy after all.   Suit up in a coat made of .... that's right, moneyyyy!!!   Throw up all the money you made up in the air and do the badass walk while the money showers on you.   Evenly spread out all the money you saved on your bed and sleep on it. That will be the best sleep you ever got.   Redecorate your house with "money". Use rupee notes...

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Jun 26

“Arey lajjo! Bharat jaane ki taiyyari karo. iPhone sastey mein mil rahi hai!”  “Tu toh Apple Store se phone khareed ke maamu ban gaya.”  “OH.My.GOD.” “I missed the sale? Ab phir sab mera roast karenge!” “The best thing that has happened to us after marriage.” “Sardaar, maine aapka wi-fi use kiye hai.” When you realize a second too late that you missed the sale. When the stock’s about to get over and your payment gets processed. “Kya kahaa aapne? Kitne mein i-phone? “iPhone in whaaa!” “Train ke saath saath flash sale bhi chhoot gayi!” When you realize you paid twice...

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Jun 18

1. You take care of your phone like you gave birth to it.   2. Each scratch on your smartphone is like a stab to your heart. 3. You feel incomplete without your phone around.   4. You get a panic attack if you can’t find your phone.   5. More often than not, your phone will be in your hands itself. FALSE ALARM   6. You don’t let your phone out of sight for it is your lifeline to the outside world.   7. When others take your phone, you feel a rush of protectiveness. I mean, it’s the...

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